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ohaielly: someone didn’t think this through.

ohaielly:

someone didn’t think this through.

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eldenrootsofyggdrasil: southpaw-holmes: beastlyart: manfurarm: nevver: Ladybird Mimic Spider  #fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER Sketchass Arachnofondler. My new band name. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER this made me cry

eldenrootsofyggdrasil:

southpaw-holmes:

beastlyart:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER

this made me cry

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i-am-a-guppy:

in 7th grade i was in english and i was sitting across from this goth kid who literally just talked about these detailed murders he wants to commit and throwing knives and all of a sudden he looks up at me and says ‘i have a confession. i watch lucky star. and enjoy it.’

i went home and watched it and i never looked at him the same way again

gutjob: kryptmotion: I’ll post some not dumb things right away here we go

gutjob:

kryptmotion:

I’ll post some not dumb things right away

here we go

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boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

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tapdancers:

How To Make Cake In A Mug! (NO MICROWAVE OR OVEN NEEDED)

Just follow these steps:

  1. Buy a FUCKING CAKE
  2. FUCKIGN
  3. SMASH THE THING INTO A MUG
  4.  EAT IT AL LAT ONCE

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foreveralone-lyguy:

breakfast-burrito:

breakfast-burrito:

My life is so sad I saw a shooting star last week (2nd one in my life) and I wished for a successful text post.

fuCK I TOLD YOU NOW IT WONT COME TRUE

let’s make a dream come true

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citryna:

 

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meme-rage: Just another reason to not go outsidehttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com

meme-rage:

Just another reason to not go outside

http://meme-rage.tumblr.com

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nicodidevilo: teenytigress: THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

nicodidevilo:

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

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mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

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